Just completed my last term of school to get my BS. Limped through with A’s in both classes.

Now I can spend more time writing and side-hustling to make ends meet.

As a bonus, Here’s a picture of my daughter from Halloween!

Cutest Kangaroo I ever saw.



Breakfast at Ihop


Today I get to take  my daughter to the new Ihop here in Mcminnvile. I haven’t has Ihop since the one in Roseburg closed (boo!)

My littl girl is wearing her new witch’s hat headband, and loving the whole experience.

Let’s keep this real


All writers know that they could edit their works forever. Picking at nits for eternity.

This happens for a few reasons, but the most common are:

  1. Insecurity
  2. Error blindness

Most authors are at least somewhat neurotic when it comes to their work, I know I am! After four or five really hard passes, just let it go into the wild. If an agent or publisher thinks you have what it takes, they’ll let you know, even if what you’re peddling isn’t what they’re buying, they know what good writing looks like.

But the main reason I made this post is that pesky second reason, error blindness.

We know our stories inside and out.

They are our children.

This is why we don’t see the flaws.

We know what the story is supposed to be saying. But that’s not always what it IS saying. our minds gloss over the mistakes/problems and we think it’s all good.

**Cue dramatic music**

I found out something amazingly helpful. And it’s at zero cost. …Well, time invested. that’s a cost, I suppose.

What is this miraculous thing, you ask?


**Dum dum dum!**

So, Word and most other text editors have the ability to use macros. and Modern text editors are pretty damned smart. They can predict what you’re going to write, can recognize mistakes in grammar and useage!

So when you tell your text editor to have a look at your document for you…  the results can be pretty amazing.

Here is an example of one I use a lot. It’s called Needless Words:

Sub NeedlessWords()

‘ Highlights unnecessary words

‘ Written by Roger Mortis, revised by subcortical, adapted by Jami Gold and tweaked by C.K. MacLeod; word list by Janice Hardy

Dim range As range

Dim i As Long

Dim TargetList

TargetList = Array(“then”, “almost”, “about”, “begin”, “start”, “decided”, “planned”, “very”, “sat”, “truly”, “rather”, “fairly”, “really”, “somewhat”, “up”, “down”, “over”, “together”, “behind”, “out”, “in order”, “around”, “only”, “just”, “even”, “gave”)

For i = 0 To UBound(TargetList)

Set range = ActiveDocument.range

With range.Find

.Text = TargetList(i)

.Format = True

.MatchCase = False

.MatchWholeWord = True

.MatchWildcards = False

.MatchSoundsLike = False

.MatchAllWordForms = False

Do While .Execute(Forward:=True) = True

range.HighlightColorIndex = wdTurquoise


End With


End Sub

SO. Don’t be scared by the wall of code. Just make note of that target list. Those words are often times unneeded (thus the name). So what the macro does, is search the document and highlight all of them. So you then go through it and determine if each instance is indeed useless.   An example, is  When you say:

Janice sat down at the table

The macro says:

Janice sat down at the table

because  “Janice sat at the table” is a stronger sentence, you can remove down with confidence.

**Do look for a ‘turn highlight off’ macro as well, for when you’re done.**

But you can’t be lazy!

You must still do the work, because all this does is highlight suspect words. It’s up to you to recognize what makes a sentence stronger. For example, I generally ignore suggestions that appear in dialog, because that would strip out that character’s personality from it.

You can add words or phrases to that list too.  I like to add in long form contractions, because when I write, often I forget to use contractions, and my writing looks pretentious because of it. Shapow! contractions!

So, flex your Google-Fu and research macros for writers. Your work will thank you for it.


Hey, if this has been helpful to you at all, please comment and share!



Did you know


That the NecroNomNomNomicon is just one of a set of evil books?

There’s also the Economicon, the Dismal Science of the Dead.

There might be more too….


A (mis)quote.


The brain is the only thing to have named itself.

Further whenever we discuss the brain it’s always “It’s the most complex and amazing thing ever.”

That’s that arrogant assed brain telling you that. What Ego!

                  –Anna Ptaszynski(Misquoted, sorry)

Signing event!


So I posted before about my Signing event at the Lovecraft Bar in Portland, Or (Dec 17th.)

Here’s the Facebook page for the venue.

But what I’m becoming excited about is that it might be a release special! I might have book 2 for release at the event! Just need another pass through it and a cover.

Who wants to see book two?

Shout out!

p.s.  It’s a goth bar.  be over 21 and wear blaaaaack,blackety-black black. Black.

(minors can meet me outside before the event, and I’ll sign for you then.)


A Recipe for Disaster


So, as some of you know, The sequel to The Cookbook of the Dead is in edits, I wanted to let you know a little about it to whet your appetites.

A fan favorite, Althea is the main protagonist in this, the second of the NecroNomNomNomicon series. She is scouted to learn magic and enrolled in a local school for mages, where she meets a wild and very diverse set of characters who you’ll fall in love with.

Boy, our protagonist from book one, has been training and is set to protect his family and new friends from whatever may come! Expect to be suprised with his antics in this book.